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Poster: jglynn1.2 Date: Mar 20, 2008 9:32am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Funny lyrics Bobby never sang

I thought I read a post the other day where someone mentioned 'funniest Lyrics' that Bobby did not sing.

I did a bunch of searches and can't find it, I thought it was Barlow song but could be wrong.

Now I'm going crazy trying to find the funny lyrics.

Anybody out there know what I'm talking about or am I simply 'losing it' again?

I am losing it, read it in a different forum:

these are the supposed lyrics:
And while you were saying your Mantra
I was humping your very best friend
And comparing myself to Sinatra
'Cause I did it my way in her end.


This post was modified by jglynn1.2 on 2008-03-20 16:32:06

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Poster: bluedevil Date: Mar 20, 2008 11:00am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Funny lyrics Bobby never sang

http://arts.ucsc.edu/gdead/agdl/buck.html

And while you were saying your mantra
I was humping your very best friend
And comparing myself to Sinatra
'Cause I did it my way in her end

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Poster: sosbobby Date: Mar 20, 2008 11:05am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Kind Music

Ya no, life somtimes can be a bucket of shit. Thank the maker for archive.org, all you great people, and most of all, KIND MUSIC.
Without kind music, life would be like living with conservitive hipocrit republicins, terrible. Death to racists,republicans,repressors, oppresser, and the war on drugs.

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Poster: bluedevil Date: Mar 20, 2008 11:16am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Kind Music

"Life is just a blur of meat and republicans."

Can't remember if that was Oliver Wendell Holmes or the great philospher/zen master Zippy the Pinhead.

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Poster: Earl B. Powell Date: Mar 20, 2008 3:55pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Kind Music

"Life. Life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you got, the less shit you got to eat." Anon.

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Poster: lobster12 Date: Mar 20, 2008 10:41am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Funny lyrics Bobby never sang

those are the dropped lyrics from hell In a Bucket

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Poster: ruffruff Date: Mar 20, 2008 9:38am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Funny lyrics Bobby never sang

now that we all know BEW is your favorite tune.
Bottom's Up.

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Poster: mcgannahan Date: Mar 20, 2008 9:49am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Funny lyrics Bobby never sang

roll away, the poo. roll away, roll away the poo

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Poster: patourkid Date: Mar 20, 2008 9:58am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Funny lyrics Bobby never sang

I have for YEARS wanted to find a show where Jerry says "I know my waist is slender my finners they are small" I used to crack myself up thinking about that, hell I'm laughin right now thinkin about it!! Back when doing HUGE amounts of L.S.D seemed like a good idea, me and a friend would sit around and make tripped out lyrics that didn't exist....good clean fun!! Also had a few summers where we were having HUGE parties in the Allegheny National forest, where things could get as weird and loud as we wanted, during the midst of raging drum circles and naked fire dancers me and said friend developed a tripped out type of play that involved gathering bits and pieces of random conversations going on around us and adding our own bits and pieces to make a conversation based on other conversations we only caught little snippets of. Then we would ask the people what the fuck they were talking about and grade ourselves on how close our conversations were ...we were always WAAYYYYY OFFFF!! You would be amazed at how weird a conversation can get when your piecing together snippets from ten random conversations (from people who are also way out there) yeah....thats what drugs will do for ya.

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Poster: fenario80 Date: Mar 20, 2008 4:18pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Funny lyrics Bobby never sang

There is one where Jerry sings "I know my cheeks are slender, my fingers they are small" but I can't place it at the moment. (It might even be on "Reckoning.") That one always kills me.

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Poster: patourkid Date: Mar 20, 2008 4:31pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Funny lyrics Bobby never sang

Yeah I don't even know how that ever got into my mind but it has stuck for YEARS!! Every time I hear that song I hope it'll happen ...it never does but I giggle just the same every time.

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Poster: craven714 Date: Mar 20, 2008 10:40am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Funny lyrics Bobby never sang

"Crown yourself the king of bowels
and stand way back and fart.
But never give your love my friend
unto a Foolish Heart"

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Poster: ruffruff Date: Mar 20, 2008 3:17pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Funny lyrics Bobby never sang

What a shitty thread this has become >

There's an outhouse on the leeve
the chum is floating up like logs
I've had the runs for seven days now, so thin it even sprays now
did you smell those sbds ?


This post was modified by ruffruff on 2008-03-20 22:17:47